April 2012
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i’m laughing so hard right now i can’t even
- Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
- student: you mean semen is like sugar?
- Biology Teacher: yeah basically
- me: doesn't taste like sugar...
- Biology Teacher:
- me:
- student:
- Biology Teacher:
- me:
- student:
- me: whoops
When cute babies stare at you in public: →
totally-relatable.tumblr.com
I always just get this blank look back like:
Then I get paranoid that they’re parents think I’m like a pedophile…
I get easily amused when I say things that rhyme
Everyone is talking about how the new login screen is ugly, I guess I'll never know because I never log out of Tumblr.
I'm on Facebook, watching everyone like these things.
And everyone’s like ‘OMG DATZ SO FUNNY N ORIGINAL!!!!1!!!ONE!”
And I’m thinking “Bitch please, I saw that on tumblr about 3 months ago.”







