September 2011
248 posts
August 2011
73 posts
What did Barrack say to Michelle when he proposed? "I don't wanna be Obama self..."
When the bell rings and everybody starts leaving but you didn't finish copying
When your friend does something you clearly said was a bad idea
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Good, Bad, Ugly
Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It’s triplets
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago
Good: Your wife’s not talking to you
Bad: She wants a divorce
Ugly: She’s a lawyer
Good: Your son is finally maturing
Bad: He’s involved with the woman next door
Ugly: So are you
Good: Your son studies a lot in his room
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You’re in them
Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids
Bad: You can’t find your birth control pills
Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them
Good: Your husband understands fashion
Bad: He’s a cross-dresser
Ugly: He looks better than you
Good: You give the “birds and bees” talk to your daughter
Bad: She keeps interrupting
Ugly: With corrections
Good: The postman’s early
Bad: He’s wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas
Good: Your son is dating someone new
Bad: It’s another man
Ugly: He’s your best friend
Good: Your daughter got a new job
Bad: As a hooker
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients
Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do…
If you have ever taken a razor to your wrist, reblog this. If you have ever drank away your emotions , reblog this. If you have ever taken a months worth of pills at once, reblog this. If you have ever felt a noose tighten around your neck, reblog this. If you have ever gone to sleep and prayed to not wake up, reblog this. If you have ever wanted to be someone else , reblog this. If you have ever binged or purged , reblog this. If you want to be happy , reblog this.
A bestfriend doesnt really mean a friend you've known the longest, but a friend that came into your life, sticked with you through ups and downs, and never left.
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“The Bible said women ain’t supposed to make coffee. The Bible says Hebrews!”
—Madea (I Can Do Bad All By Myself, the Play)
