What starts with P and ends in orn?
What starts with D and ends in ick?
What starts with an F and ends in uck?
what starts with C and ends in UNT?
What starts with ass and ends with hole?
OH I GOT A MESSAGE
When people stop in the middle of a crowded hallway
every second in yokohama costco..
- my mom: you can't stay online forever
- me: is that a challenge
I interrupt the various bouts of rage and anger on your dash to bring you a seductive duck.
When you eat something really delicious for the first time:
That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.