They’re not much fun at the beach, I’ll tell ya that much.
(Source: domics)
Old twitter bios
I miss this!
I can’t get over how riveting Zayn’s is
zayns words really touched me
Tears streamed down my face when I read Zayn’s.
woah zayn! WE DIDNT NEED THAT MUCH INFO MATE.
Zayn’s is just so fucking deep D:
You don’t even know the page they’re on
What book are we reading ?!
WHAT FUCKING CLASS IS THIS?!
ABORT MISSION, I REPEAT. ABORT MISSION.
NO HABLA INGLÉS.
LMFAO I LAUGHED TOO MUCH TO NOT REBLOG.
via sodamnrelatable
how can you not piss yourself when doing that omg
HAHAHAHAHA OMFG
(Source: helloiben)
I don’t usually post porn on my blog, but I mean come on. Just look at it
FUCK
THE BUTTER ON THE CORN IS HILARIOUS WOW LMAO
no lie, breakfast food is my favorite food.
i’d eat breakfast all day everyday. it’s the best.
just look at those pancakesthat is not how you pour milk in cereal YOU’RE JUST MAKING A MESS
(Source: ravenofwesteros)